Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Mombie Bun Confession #1

We're all sleep deprived.
We all wear mom buns.
We all need an outlet.

So, recently we've branched out onto social media- Instagram:


((Head on over there and give us a "follow"))

For today's post, it only seems appropriate that we share some of the confessions that we've had submitted by our fellow mombies from all over the world! We will also be featuring their IG names, so if you like their confession, feel free to look them up and give them a "follow"!

Mombie Bun Confession from @msjasonmiller : ||the higher the bun the closer to heaven therefore better the mom, it's a scientific fact ||

Mombie Bun Confession from @sarahyostie : When my husband watches our twin girls while I go run errands, I tell him I'll hurry back. But really I take my time. I mean, really take my time. I get McDonalds, park somewhere and eat it. ALONE. QUIET. In peace and with no interruption. 

Mombie Bun Confession from @jess_indykenlee : Ok I think I'm more excited about The big red man coming then my little twin is!

Mombie Bun Confession from @aliciamariewallace : I always said I would never be that SAHM who didn't wear makeup & wore pjs all day. Reality check: now I only put on makeup if I'm leaving the house & totally consider leggings as pants. Lesson learned! Don't judge motherhood til you've been there

Mombie Bun Confession from @shayheff1 : I drink wine in the shower

Mombie Bun Confession from @tjd87 : I tel my kids they can't have a cookie because it's 8am. And when they're not looking I scarf down three or four

Mombie Bun Confession from @raising_acamas : I sometimes pretend I have to go to the bathroom to get away but my baby always finds me d:

Mombie Bun Confession from @beauty_by_jd : Sometimes I take the last snack or piece of candy and hide from the kids in the bathroom! Lol. 


Don't worry! No one in judging you here!

HUGE shout out to all of ournMombies for the submissions of their photos and confessions!



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Tag us in your photo @MombieBunConfession or DM us your photo and confession or email them to us at Wiles.Kailei@gmail.com!

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Are You Plucking Kidding Me?!

For anyone who knows me, they know that one (of many) things that drive me CRAZY are poorly shaped brows. Seriously. Think of them this way, eyebrows are to the eyes what a push up bra is the tatas. Poor bra? You'll have saggy yabos. Poor brows? You'll have saggy eyes.


RULE#1: Eyebrows should ALWAYS have hair. ALWAYS.
Because "I love your drawn-on eyebrows, They look so natural!", has been said by no one. Ever.

Lets face it, eyebrows speak louder than words. They are SO important. Plus, they're so easy to maintain. Eyebrows are the one thing on a woman’s, nay, a person’s body that can be kept in shape without exercising. 

But you have to be careful. Because as much as you want to make sure they're not too thin (the thinner the brow, the crazier the woman), you also want to make sure that they're not too thick either. But if you've got it, flaunt it. There have been some pretty famous icons who rocked their naturally thick brows:

Audrey Hepburn

Keira Knightley

Jennifer Connelly

 Lily Collins
But ladies, I am here to tell you that if you don't have naturally thick brows, please PLEASE do not COLOR them in to "appear" so. Because THIS is how ridiculous it looks:
WE CAN SEE YOUR REAL BROWS UNDERNEATH!

So Stop. Just stop.

Because I am really starting to worry about the future generations... Case and POINT
THIS girl is receiving compliments on her brows?! 

YES, I understand that I do not have the best brows ever. Would it hurt me to shade them in a bit when I do my makeup? Probably not. But at least I try my best to keep them groomed and as close to the same shape as possible. Keeping in mind that eyebrows are more like sisters than twins.


If you walk away from reading this blog and can only remember one thing (please don't let it be the hot dog Ariel), let it be THIS:

Don't let ANYONE with bad eyebrows tell you SHIT about life!

Oh, and for the heck of it, here are some celebrities without their eyebrows